Cover of AI Is Your Cofounder by Wendy Diamond

AI Is Your Cofounder — the album

Songs from the book by Wendy Diamond · 8 songs · 28 min · listen free

  1. AI Is Your Cofounder

    No pedigree, no Harvard, and no connections at all
    A Chagrin Falls girl who'd walk right up and call
    Sold bubblegum in second grade, knew what people want
    Now I've got a brand-new partner working all night long

    It runs numbers, writes the plan, never takes a break
    The fire in my heart was never its to make

    AI can be your cofounder
    But it cannot be your purpose
    It can draft it, it can price it
    But the why is only yours
    AI can be your cofounder
    So bring your heart and bring your nerve
    There's a seat for every dreamer
    WE DO IT! WE DO IT!

    Seventeen or seventy, it's never been too late
    You don't need a giant team, don't need to wait
    Ask what you're scared of, ask it twelve times more
    It won't roll its eyes, it'll help find the door

    It's the strategist, the writer and the numbers person too
    But the passion and the purpose, baby, that part's you

    AI can be your cofounder
    But it cannot be your purpose
    It can draft it, it can price it
    But the why is only yours
    AI can be your cofounder
    So bring your heart and bring your nerve
    There's a seat for every dreamer
    WE DO IT! WE DO IT!

    Use the hours that it saves you to be human
    Close the laptop, make the call, walk into the room
    Look somebody in the eye and say it true
    I believe in you, I believe in you

    AI can be your cofounder
    But it cannot be your purpose
    It can draft it, it can price it
    But the why is only yours
    AI can be your cofounder
    So bring your heart and bring your nerve
    There's a seat for every dreamer
    WE DO IT! WE DO IT!

  2. The Burger King Parking Lot

    Chagrin Falls, Ohio, a little waterfall town
    Played shortstop every summer, starred on every court
    I knew everyone, and if I didn't know your name
    I'd walk right up to meet you, still the same

    You can take the girl out of Chagrin Falls
    But not Chagrin Falls out of the girl

    From a Burger King parking lot
    To the United Nations
    No pedigree, no connections
    Just a whole lot of nerve
    If you told that girl at fifteen
    She'd have laughed and said no way
    From a Burger King parking lot
    To the UN, woohoo, hey!

    Fifteen, and the house was loud, I worked two jobs
    My grades were creative and I didn't like my odds
    A car came out of nowhere, the world went still
    A year in traction, and a girl with a will

    I sent a hundred resumes and nobody said yes
    Thank God for closed doors, they led to the rest
    At my graduation only my big sister came
    The day it clicked: my life was mine to claim

    From a Burger King parking lot
    To the United Nations
    No pedigree, no connections
    Just a whole lot of nerve
    If you told that girl at fifteen
    She'd have laughed and said no way
    From a Burger King parking lot
    To the UN, woohoo, hey!

    Not my parents, not my luck
    No fairy godmother with a degree
    The only one responsible
    For my whole life is me

    From a Burger King parking lot
    To the United Nations
    No pedigree, no connections
    Just a whole lot of nerve
    If you told that girl at fifteen
    She'd have laughed and said no way
    From a Burger King parking lot
    To the UN, woohoo, hey!

  3. EQ Over IQ

    They had the Harvard and the MIT, the engineers
    I could read a room, been reading rooms for years
    Never thought I built a network, I was being kind
    Asking questions, making intros, leaving no one behind

    Then the robots showed up with the brainpower to spare
    The thing I never had is sitting everywhere

    EQ over IQ, that's my superpower
    EQ over IQ, and this is our hour
    A machine can write the email
    But it can't make someone trust you
    High EQ plus AI
    Honey, that's what we can do

    You remember all the birthdays, calm the angry customer down
    Know the dog park by the dogs' names around town
    Congratulations, honey, now the brains are everywhere
    But a heart that reads a room is getting rare

    Then the robots showed up with the brainpower to spare
    The thing I never had is sitting everywhere

    EQ over IQ, that's my superpower
    EQ over IQ, and this is our hour
    A machine can write the email
    But it can't make someone trust you
    High EQ plus AI
    Honey, that's what we can do

    A numbers person? Wonderful, come on in
    Borrow a little EQ, and we both win
    Spend the hours it saves with people face to face
    That's the part of business no spreadsheet can replace

    EQ over IQ, that's my superpower
    EQ over IQ, and this is our hour
    A machine can write the email
    But it can't make someone trust you
    High EQ plus AI
    Honey, that's what we can do

  4. Yappy Hour

    Nineteen ninety-nine, I went down to the shelter
    Came home with a Russian Blue and a Maltese, helter-skelter
    Pasha and Lucky were my two brand-new roommates
    But I kept thinking 'bout the ones behind the gates

    How do we get them out?
    How do we fix this?
    Make doing good FUN, that's the Chief Pet Officer's business

    It's Yappy Hour, Yappy Hour
    Bring your dog and bring your heart
    It's Yappy Hour, Yappy Hour
    Meet a pup who needs a start
    Howl-o-Ween and St. Pawtrick's Day
    The puns were mandatory, hey!
    It's Yappy Hour, Yappy Hour
    Let's get every dog adopted today

    Paws for Style put rescue dogs right on the runway
    In couture, before pet fashion ever had its day
    We weren't following a trend, no, we were making one
    And Lucky posed with three hundred sixty-three stars, what fun

    It's Yappy Hour, Yappy Hour
    Bring your dog and bring your heart
    It's Yappy Hour, Yappy Hour
    Meet a pup who needs a start
    Howl-o-Ween and St. Pawtrick's Day
    The puns were mandatory, hey!
    It's Yappy Hour, Yappy Hour
    Let's get every dog adopted today

    Then Baby Hope got married in twenty-twelve
    To Chilly, a purple-haired poodle, go on and laugh yourself
    Every ticket helped the animals, a critical care ward
    Most valuable pet wedding, Guinness put it on the board

    It's Yappy Hour, Yappy Hour
    Bring your dog and bring your heart
    It's Yappy Hour, Yappy Hour
    Meet a pup who needs a start
    Howl-o-Ween and St. Pawtrick's Day
    The puns were mandatory, hey!
    It's Yappy Hour, Yappy Hour
    Let's get every dog adopted today

  5. Thank You for Being So Crazy

    My father was a builder, he would win and lose
    Built a business, lost it all, then started something new
    He could be kind, and in the end he left
    And he taught me more than he ever meant to

    Our home was funny, home was chaos, in equal parts
    I read a room before I read a single book
    Watching him I learned exactly what to do
    And watching him I learned what not to do

    Thank you for being so crazy
    'Cause if you hadn't been, I wouldn't be me
    Everything we go through turns to something
    In a day, a year, a decade, you'll see
    Thank you for being so crazy
    I told you, and I meant every word
    The hard parts weren't easy, but they made me
    Thank you for being so crazy

    Years later, you were dying, and I looked at you
    I told you I was grateful, every word was true
    It doesn't mean the hard parts were easy, God knows
    It's how I make sense of my life, you know

    Thank you for being so crazy
    'Cause if you hadn't been, I wouldn't be me
    Everything we go through turns to something
    In a day, a year, a decade, you'll see
    Thank you for being so crazy
    I told you, and I meant every word
    The hard parts weren't easy, but they made me
    Thank you for being so crazy

  6. Start Ugly

    That idea you keep almost starting, sitting on the shelf
    Waiting on a perfect logo, waiting on a better self
    Nobody's gonna knock and say it's your turn to live
    The permission you've been waiting for was yours to give

    Start now! Start now!
    Start ugly! Start ugly!
    Just start! Just start!
    Pretty comes later
    Start with your heart
    Build the ugliest version that actually works
    Start now, start ugly, just start!

    Ask your AI cofounder for the smallest, ugliest test
    Seven days and zero dollars, then you do the rest
    Do Day One tonight, you don't need to feel ready
    Seventeen or seventy, grab the wheel and hold it steady

    Start now! Start now!
    Start ugly! Start ugly!
    Just start! Just start!
    Pretty comes later
    Start with your heart
    Build the ugliest version that actually works
    Start now, start ugly, just start!

    Money is a tool, it isn't the starting gun
    You are the starting gun, so go on, run!

    Start now! Start now!
    Start ugly! Start ugly!
    Just start! Just start!
    Pretty comes later
    Start with your heart
    Build the ugliest version that actually works
    Start now, start ugly, just start!

  7. WE DO IT

    Twenty-thirteen, I flew down to Honduras
    Keeping my promise, two new countries every year
    Asked what there was to do besides the birds
    Met the women there, and stayed for days right here

    A grandma, seventy-two, raising three grandkids on her own
    A hundred-dollar loan opened the window of her home
    Sold sodas and toothpaste on a one-room dirt floor
    And that sent three children through the schoolhouse door

    Not a handout, it's a hand up
    That's the dare inside the name

    WE DO IT! WE DO IT!
    It's WE, not ME
    From one day at the United Nations
    To a hundred forty-four countries
    WE DO IT! WE DO IT!
    Lift her up and set her free
    WE DO IT! WE DO IT!
    It's WE, not ME

    November nineteen, twenty-fourteen, our first summit at the UN
    The parking-lot girl, still not over it, my friend

    WE DO IT! WE DO IT!
    It's WE, not ME
    From one day at the United Nations
    To a hundred forty-four countries
    WE DO IT! WE DO IT!
    Lift her up and set her free
    WE DO IT! WE DO IT!
    It's WE, not ME

    One in ten women living in extreme poverty
    Nobody should have to wait a hundred twenty-three years
    Give her education, capital, mentors and AI
    One woman with almost nothing lifts a thousand more behind

    WE DO IT! WE DO IT!
    It's WE, not ME
    From one day at the United Nations
    To a hundred forty-four countries
    WE DO IT! WE DO IT!
    Lift her up and set her free
    WE DO IT! WE DO IT!
    It's WE, not ME

  8. Grab the Leash

    Lucky turned my whole life around
    Baby Hope gave me the silliest wedding in town
    And now there's Happy, right here by my side
    Different dogs, different chapters, same love, same ride

    They don't care about the deal or who called back
    No pitch deck required, just puppy love, that's that

    So close the computer and grab the leash
    Smell the fresh air, say hello down the street
    Let your dog sniff one tree for seven minutes
    For no reason at all
    AI never takes a vacation
    But your dog still needs a walk
    So LIVE! LIVE!

    AI can write it, price it, market it and more
    It can't hug you, can't come knocking at your door
    Only we can say I believe in you
    That's still our job, that's what people do

    They don't care about the deal or who called back
    No pitch deck required, just puppy love, that's that

    So close the computer and grab the leash
    Smell the fresh air, say hello down the street
    Let your dog sniff one tree for seven minutes
    For no reason at all
    AI never takes a vacation
    But your dog still needs a walk
    So LIVE! LIVE!

    If you told that parking-lot girl about this life
    Ups and downs, slammed doors, the hand up she'd give
    She'd never believe it, but I'd tell her anyway
    I feel happy being ME, all I came to say

    So close the computer and grab the leash
    Smell the fresh air, say hello down the street
    Let your dog sniff one tree for seven minutes
    For no reason at all
    Use AI to give yourself more time to be human
    WE DO IT, now go LIVE!

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